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When you're smoking a bong and suddenly the high hits you with such force you can hear an audible BLONG! in your head. You know you've smoked way too much ganja then, my friend.
I was enjoying some fine bud listening to the serene bubbling of my bong when suddenly BLONG!!! ... I was completely stoned!
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A bong used primarily for the smoking of blunt tips, makes any regular weed you smoke out of it taste like shit.
I bought a new bong and Jack smoked a blunt out of it and blonged it out.
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A fashion mistake; Bling Bling gone wrong.
Lil' Kim's outfit was pure blong!
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Someone who originally had ginger hair then had part of their hair dyed blonde.
"Hey guys have you heard about Andy. His hair is now Blonge!"
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A "Blong" is something that occurs when you insert a marijuana cigar into the bowl of a bong, than, you pack more marijuana around the blunt in the bowl, thus, creating the "Blong." The level of high the "Blong" produces is somewhere in between a bong and a vaporizor. It's just amazing. I really suggest you people try it.
Blong Rules:
1. Puff, Puff, Pass. It's still a blunt.
2. Once the blunt reaches the bowl, rotation than switches to "puff, pass" just like smoking a normal bong bowl.
3. Once you start the "Blong," there is no quiting.
4. *MOST IMPORTANT* If you don't like experiencing the most massive head ripping of your life, the "Blong" is not for you.
Dude, wanna get high?
No. I wanna get HEAD RIPPED!
I agree, let's blong it.
My thoughts exactly, man.
Well, enough of making this definintion.. The true definition. It's time for me to go blong it.
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Blong is compound between 'Blatant' and 'mong' to criticise someone who has blatantly been a mong.
what the hell is he doing?, your friend ralph is a reet Blong!
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