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While a girl is receiving oral sex in the dark, she doesn't tell her partner that she's on her period. When the deed is done, she turns on the light and shows him a mirror revealing his bloody mouth.
He screamed in horror when he saw that I gave him a bloody mary.
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when a man's monstrous bulging member is covered in chunky pieces of blood and discharge from a woman's period, which then hardens and gives flavor to the felatio that the woman then gives as a thank you for having had sex on her period.
ryan: yo.. woman. lets make bloody mary's tonight.
emily: do we have celery salt left in the cupboard?
ryan: no bitch ass. not that kind. ur an idiot.i want to fuck your bloody pussy and then have you lick it off.
emily: YEA! i love doing that.
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When your fuckin a girl in her ass while she's on her period and some blood gets on your balls. Then after anal she sucks you off and the blood from your balls gets on her chin and she looks like a bloody mary!
Hey since your on your period how about a bloody mary tonight?
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A bloody mary is when your giving your girlfriend oral sex when her period begins. The origin of the word comes from Boone, North Carolina, when Alek Pike ate a girl out for the first time, and thought it was normal that he had blood all over his face and nose afterward.
Alek gave her a bloody mary in the mountains.
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you have you're girlfriend have a period in a 4 ounce glass of tequila then drink it
Man i am horny and i want to get shitfaced tonight so im gonna do a bloody mary
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1. A classic cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, salt, pepper, a celery stick and other spices. I'm told that I make the best in London which is annoying because I don't like them. Waste of vodka if you ask me.
2. The name we give to my insane grandmother. She doesn't mind...
1. "A bit too spicy, Mr Ben. I admit, I'm a pussy but I need some ice please."
2. "Would you like a cup of tea, Bloody Mary?"
"Am I free? Of course I am, dear..."
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A vodka-based beverage invented by alcoholics to validate drinking in the morning.
Wow, dad got really drunk again last night. Good to see he's only having a few Bloody Marys this morning.
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