Bloon

The alter-ego of a balloon, just said, as someone who has a slight hint of tourettes.

Background:
Pat: someone in my 3rd hour popped a bloon and i hid under my coat
Pat: balloon*
Pat: im glad i can spell and stuff ;-)
Justin: lol.
Justin: i'm glad too.
Justin: it's the ghetto way.
Pat: hehe
Justin: bloon
Justin: HAHA
Pat: HAHA
Pat: say it out loud
Pat: wow
Justin: BLOOON!

I made the bloon, go POP! So, I scared the living hell out of myself, and Pat. So, he slapped me, and I just smiled.

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Bloon

A portmanteau term for "blush" and "swoon," describing the sensation of pleasant, rosy embarrassment one feels upon being given a particularly nice compliment.

When he told me I was the sun and the moon, I couldn't help but bloon.

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Blooning

a rare subgenre of BDSM involving the defense of a tower of inflated women from a horde of naked malnourished men under 5’4

my girlfriend and i have gotten way into
blooning lately. those little men stood no chance against my raw sexual appeal!

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Bloon

Term used to define arabian oil farmers that are sexually active.

Wow Ima pull a Bloon today, first- farm this petroleum oil then get laid weekly.

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Bloon

A person who is extremely racially ambiguous

"You know Jack? He's such a fucking bloon"

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orange bloons

'orange bloons' refers to a extremely off topic comment that some dumb ass has said to try and prove a point. usually when he/she is out of arguments.

comes from the game Bloons, where the no orange balloons ever

bob: 'i think we should to to the beach today cause it is really hot'

sarah: 'but i just wanna eat a cheese cake'

bob: 'i don't see any orange bloons'

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hop on bloons

A term popularly used in the femboy community, requesting that all femboys in the nearby area meet up to have rough anal sex for multiple hours, non stop.

Squizxy: wanna hop on bloons
farfacord: 🥴

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