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The sexual act of having one partner pretend to be a slug on a slip and slide covered with Palm Olive while the other partner masterbates at the end of the slip and slide. When the partner reaches the end of the slip and slide the other partner finishes on their face, thus covering them in a slug trail.
Partner 1: Oh yeah. Blorp towards me.
Partner 2: *blorp*
Partner 1: Yeah I fucking like that.
Partner2: *blorp*
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The greeting noise a cat makes, either due to pleasure or merely surprise
My cat just blorped a greeting at me
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An exclamation made while belching
Person 1: *Blorp*
Person 2: "Good one."
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An oversized, hideously ugly man or woman who leeches off of anyone around them.
I can't believe that blorp tried to steal my lunch!
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An ambiguous, potentially hostile, sex act.
Just because I blorped a bunch of dudes don't make me gay, mama.
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person 1: man that alien is such a fucking blinko blorp person 2: I know right I fucking hate blinko blorps