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Sleep so deep and heavy, someone could have shot you with a blow dart
Yo dude, I just woke up after 30 straight hours asleep. It was epic blow dart sleep.
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When a female has sex while on her period, the man pulls out and pokes her in the head with his bloody penis, giving her the traditional "red dot" on the girl's forhead, wherein he then receives a blow job
Guy 1: Hey man, have you given your girlfriend the Indian Blow Dart yet?
Guy 2: Of course, I made her an honorary Indian girl last week!
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The act of inhaling cocaine from the fart cloud of a blue chip Columbian hooker.
"Man, that Birmingham Blow Dart was exactly what I needed."
When you nut in a girls ass, suck it out with your mouth, and then spit it back in their face.
I tried the European Blow Dart (EBD) on my girlfriend and it got caught in her eye.
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When you come into a cylindrical object then blow it into a girl's face
I blow darted Becky last night she didn't expect it at all
When a woman puts a toothpick in her mouth and blows it down the tube of a mans penis.
Man1:Are ya brave?
Man2:Yeah
Man1:Have you been blow darted?
Man2:I'm brave but not THAT brave
Man1:Yout should try Blow Darting
The act of inhaling cocaine from the fart cloud of a blue chip Columbian hooker.
"Man, that Birmingham Blow Dart was exactly what I needed."