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A variation of the typical boner, the Full Blowner is a boner which has reached terminal capacity in both girth and length, pulsating and throbbing almost uncontrollably. It is almost always at a 180 degree angle to one's stomach, unless it is naturally crooked. The Full Blowner typically occurs just before ejaculation and has a short life span.
"Dude, that full blowner is worth writing home about!"
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Mind-Blowner(n) - 1. The act of having something so awesome happen, your mind is somehow blown so hard, much like a blow job.
Tanner- dude that girl is so hot!
Zach- Yea man im getting a Mind Blowner.
Tanner- Damn man me too!
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What some may achieve while using a snow blower
Mark pounded his chest with savage anticipation while his steeling gaze studied the urban snowscape that stood against him.
His gloved hands gripped the frigid steel controls of the ancient machine that was created to conquer the ice crystals preventing the human form from navigating its naturals pathways.
As the vibration of the machines motor roared, he marched forward, resolute in his courage as he felt himself rise...
Mark had a Snow Blowner
noun: a full blown boner. When all of the blood has rushed to your penis from seeing something so attractive. The biggest one's boner can get
Jeff: did you see that new playboy show?
Zach: No doubt... it gave me a Full Blowner
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When your dick is flaccid but you get a boner from a blowjob.
I wasn't hard at all when we kissed until she gave me a blowner.
The excitement you experience in your pants when someone surprises you with a line of cocaine.
Mike surprised me with some coke on Christmas day and I was so excited I got a blowner.