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bludge - verb - to annoy, be dishonest, cop out, etc.
That class is bludgin' me.
Guy #1: 'dude I lost the bud'
Guy #2: 'bludgements!'
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Aimlessly lying about with no direct purpose in life.
Johnny is just bludging about is apartment.
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Wasting time doing unproductive tasks, usually at the expense of your boss or the government.
What did you do today at work Jo? "Oh just the usual, stalked people on social media sites and posted random stuff on urbandictionary.com, just bludging whilst getting paid, yo"
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A blunt instrument used to beat someones head in
My bludge really connected with Kevins head
Consuming excessive amounts of chocolate and watching movies all day despite knowing there is a hell of a lot of work to be done. Bludging can often be in conjunction with relationhip issues, especially for Females - we all know its true.
I have so much work to do, lets bludge. Where's the chocolate?
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A black eye resulting from a forceful blow job when the penis misses the mouth and hits the eye socket. Both noun and transitive verb.
"Did you see that <em>bludge</em> on that girl Chuck took home from the pub?"
"So I grabbed her ponytail and slammed her head into my dick, but she missed and I <em>bludged</em> her!"
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When an employee in an attempt to bludge work gives a blood donation during work hours.
Employee A: Hey where is Lance?
Employee B: He left about half an hour ago to give a bludge donation.