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Consuming excessive amounts of chocolate and watching movies all day despite knowing there is a hell of a lot of work to be done. Bludging can often be in conjunction with relationhip issues, especially for Females - we all know its true.
I have so much work to do, lets bludge. Where's the chocolate?
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to beat or hit
to strike someone with high intensity
i will bludge you over the head
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A black eye resulting from a forceful blow job when the penis misses the mouth and hits the eye socket. Both noun and transitive verb.
"Did you see that <em>bludge</em> on that girl Chuck took home from the pub?"
"So I grabbed her ponytail and slammed her head into my dick, but she missed and I <em>bludged</em> her!"
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Someone who is beautiful, lush looking, and gorgeous!!!
Basically means FIT!
Originated In Devon
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When an employee in an attempt to bludge work gives a blood donation during work hours.
Employee A: Hey where is Lance?
Employee B: He left about half an hour ago to give a bludge donation.
bludge - verb - to annoy, be dishonest, cop out, etc.
That class is bludgin' me.
Guy #1: 'dude I lost the bud'
Guy #2: 'bludgements!'
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