Random
Source Code
Random
1. An eye color
2. A nazi aphrodisiac.
1)
A: "What color are your eyes?"
B: "Blue."
A: "So you have blue eyes?"
B: "Yes."
2)
A: "Hey SS soldier, I have pics of blue eyed people."
B: "Where is the nearest bathroom, I have a boner... Ill need to borrow those pictures as well."
A: "So you must love blue eyes right?"
B: "Only when complemented with blond hair and a reich."
486👍 470👎
Powerful Individual. Ability to seduce any man women or beast. Know lover of cunninlingus, producer of extermely potent sperm. Magnificant footballer with amazing dead ball accuracy.
An amazing man with blue eyes. Who usually has a beautiful woman on his arm. Has at least 8 kids with different women who loves football and sex or both
94👍 112👎
Boys with blue eyes are generally the most awesome type of boy with the most beautiful eye color. Another very common feature of blue eyes is a large penis that goes with it. These boys are also very good in bed. In general, if you're a girl look for a boy with blue eyes
John has blue eyes so therefore he is very good in bed and has a large penis.
94👍 120👎
the most amazing and cutest boys have blue eyes 🥺 if your boyfriend has blue eyes you hella lucky and you better keep him forever. AND YOU BETTER TELL HIM HIS EYES ARE AMAZING and you better look into them and admire him so much cause hes literally the best
girl 1: yoo that mans has blue eyes
girl 2: fuckk lemme go talk to him he HELLA CUTE
9👍 12👎
A well pounded butthole. Usually in homosexual men, but can be found in whorish women.
Baby won;t you turn my brown eye blue?
47👍 93👎
The most beautiful eye color in the world! More brown-eyed people are extremely jealous. That's the only reason why they try to say that brown eyes are better.
Blue eyes are amazing
No brown eyes are!
Your just jealous
33👍 64👎