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Man, last night my friend and her cats blumped for hours on end.
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the sexual acrobatic super move of completing a double blumpkin by 69ing and simultaneously shitting.
*Warning*: NOT for recommended for novices.
Billy: Hey, can you give me a blumpkin?
Jill: Only if you give me one too!
(Both begin to chant, beginning in a soft whisper, and slowly building in volume and frenzy): BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!
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Adj, To hump a girl whilst she is on her period, using the blood as lubricant.
e.g harry was blumping sally while she was on her rags. Her menstrual blood made for a good cheap lubricant
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The act of giving someone a blumpkin
Girl 1: Hey have you met that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, the other week I was blumping him!
When something SUCKS! When you find out about it, it ruins your day
God damn bro is it just me or is RC blump at soccer?
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Someone who can’t hang; passes out too early, quits the party to early
“Hey is so n so coming to the party tonight?” “Nah, he can’t hang, he’s a blump”