blumpy

recieve oral sex while defecating

"honey,could you come see me in the bathroom? I need a blumpy!

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a blumpie

invented by Gene Simmons of the rock band Kiss , when one recieves fellatio while dropping a duece

that dirty gave me a blumpie last night

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Blumpy

The act of giving fellatio whilst having a number 2 (crap, shit, poo etc)

He was getting blumpy on a sunday afternoon
She was drunk and he suggested Blumpy for something different

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blumpy

Especially rounded.
Often used to describe chibi or super deformed characters, personal electronics, cars or anything that would commonly have hard angles or edges, that is instead curved or rounded.

A combination of the words "bubble" and "lumpy", used by fans of anime, thought to be originally used in reference to the hands of MewTwo (from Pokémon).

"Woah, is that a Neon Genesis keyring? Chibi Shinji looks so blumpy!"

"The new VW Beetle is kind of like the old one, only blumpy."

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blumpy

(n.) One who gives a blumpkin; Heather Harkins.

Yo, that bitch is a straight up blumpy.

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blumpy

When your socks seriously get wrinkled up inside of your shoe.

Mom my socks are blumpy.

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blumpy

Sitting on the toilet during felactio

So she came over....... we hung out and watched a movie...the whole time i wondered...WHEN AM I GONNA GET SOME FUCKING BLIMPY CAUSE I GOTS TO SHIT

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