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leave, bounce, cum get out of there
I'm about to blurt man.
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A blurt is an Australian fart. Generally, a good blurt has a low pitch, and is of medium duration. The type where the gas escapes at just the right ratio of pressure to volume to cause the arsecheeks to get up a sort of rhythmic clapping motion, and the gas exits more or less as a series of pulses, to the great amusement of your mates. A good blurt when seated on an empty 44-gallon drum produces a sound like an orchestral drum-roll.
Bluey and Curley, two brickies labourers, are sitting on a timber plank, eating their lunch. Curley rips out a classic blurt, and the vibration along the timber causes Bluey's Vegemite sandwiches to rattle off the end of the plank.
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a noise made by blowing air out ones mouth and allowing ones lips to flap making a raspberry or whoopie cushion noise
i blurted at a baby on the tram today, his mum and the other passengers thought i was odd but me and the little guy knew it was funny.
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Children who say racially and religiously insensitive things by mistake.
Some Blurts shout out, "Look, she's having a baby," when encountering someone with a weight problem.
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i was walkin innocently da other day enjoyin a nice stroll in da park n then suddenly beyond da bushe i c...oh my god...wt the fuk?!..60 yr old ho getin it on wit my homeboy. BLURT one time
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When a male ejaculates in a comedy fashion. ALSO: the term can be used to describe a foolish person.
"Dude, I'm about to blurt"
"Hey blurt, where's me ganj?!"
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