boat

Long, hard wood that's full o seamen

I bought a giant ass boat on Craig's List

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boat

It stands for Buoyancy Operated Aquatic Transport.

Rachel: You can't afford a boat.
Joey: I'll do whatever it takes. I'll make payments!
Rachel: It's just a buoyancy operated aquatic transport.
Joey: I want The Mr. Beaumont!
Rachel: Oh very well.

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boat

another name for a full house in poker.

"Ace high flush! Pay up, bitch!"
"Not so fast, motherfucker! I've got the boat."
"Damn nigga!"

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boat

weed soaked in elmbalming fluid and laced with PCP. gives you scary ass trips. stay away from this shit, kids.

he was trippin after he smoked mad boat.

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boat

To masturbate in grandiose fashion; to show off; to be pleased with the current activity that one is participating in; derived from showboat

Dude, I boated so much to those pics of Abigail Ratchford you sent.

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boat

Acronym:
Bust
Out
Another
Thousand

That Boat just cost me $3,000 to repair.

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boat

An automobile, especially a large, vintage one of the type favored by High Tech Red Necks, like a Caddy or a deuce.

bubba: man, we need to make another beer run.
htrn: ok, we'll take my boat!

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