The point in the night when all the girls in the group scatter to chase down hot ass to take home. Typical approaches include: (i) frantic cell phone booty calls; (ii) targeted dance floor efforts; and (iii) when in doubt, shots at the bar. Depending on the collective mood, the dick bomb can ignite at any point in the night. The collateral damage almost always entails the walk of shame and a severe hangover. Dick bomb explosions frequently occur in New York City, particularly the East Village and Lower East Side.
Kenji: What the hell happened last night?? I was distracted for a bit and suddenly all you girls disappeared.
Jenny: Sorry dude--the dick bomb exploded! Welcome to the city.
Des: Wow, the dick bomb went off really early yesterday!
Sarah: Tell me about it--I'm missing my panties.
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That dick that completely overwhelms his significant other. Typically belongs to a Joseph. Also known as God's Dick.
Holy shit, my boyfriend, Joseph, makes me cum so hard because he has that bomb ass dick.
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The point in the night when all the girls in the group scatter to chase down hot ass to take home. Typical approaches include: (i) frantic cell phone booty calls; (ii) targeted dance floor efforts; and (iii) when in doubt, shots at the bar. Depending on the collective mood, the dick bomb can ignite at any point in the night. The collateral damage almost always entails the walk of shame and a severe hangover. Dick bomb explosions frequently occur in New York City, particularly the East Village and Lower East Side.
Kenji: What the hell happened last night?? I was distracted for a bit and suddenly all you girls disappeared.
Jenny: Sorry dude--the dick bomb exploded! Welcome to the city.
Des: Wow, the dick bomb went off really early yesterday!
Sarah: Tell me about it--I'm missing my panties.
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A Dick-Bomb is pretty much when you're on Omegle/Chatroulette video chat and you see a guy fapping.
"You are now chatting to a random stranger!
Stranger: ololoolollolololol you got Dick-Bomb (ed)
You: Aww man that's gross
You have disconnected."
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When your receive a surprise picture of a dick from one of your bro dudes!
Copyright #dickbomb
Bob: yo dude I got dick bombed so many times yesterday through Facebook.
#dick bombing
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The act of convincing men on any dating app to send a picture of their penis to someone else's phone as a practical joke. This is best done when MANY dick pics are sent to the same unsuspecting recipient in a short period of time.
Brad: Why did I just get dick pics from twenty different phone numbers in the past hour? ITS A CONSPIRACY.
Me: Nah dude! I think someone just Tinder Dick Bombed you. It was probably your Ex getting revenge.
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Dick Bomb. The act of sending your "dick pic" as the first message with someone on a dating site.
Susan: "Gross, this guy on tinder just Dick Bombed me."
Randy: "Really? Let me see the pic..."