Bonced

Being extremely high or stoned on the lords good 'erb

Person 1: How are you man?
Person 2: Man im so bonced.

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Bonce

A bald sex offender (Pedophile)
Derived from a mixture of the words bald and nonce

"Oy Tom! You bonce, why you DM'ing 13 year olds bout there batty?"

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Boncing

To preform a sexual act on a woman’s body

Last night I was boncing this right worldie

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Bonce

when something is in like seriously cool hot sexy fit buff

that outfit iss sooo bonce

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Bonc

Pronounced "Bonk"

Verb:

1) To run out of energy on a bike

2) Best Electric Bike on the market

1) I can't cycle any more, I've had a bonc
2) If only I was riding a Bonc Bike I wouldn't have bonc-ed.

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bonce balancing

balancing random objects on the head

hey there was some serious bonce balancing going on last night

Bacon bonce

Nonce chomo pedo

Your a bacon mate, "what" bacon bonce nonce

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