Boner

You penis's version of a thumbs up.

*3 very sexy girls in one room*
Mark:My boner is telling me that all of them are a good choice.

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with a boner

a reply to just about any statement for humor or to loosen up an intense situation.

1.bob: I drunk coffee this morning

chuck: with a boner

2.tanner: I swear I am about to punch you in the face

random guy in the background: with a boner

tanner: (chuckles)...never mind

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boner

A boner is a long, pointy joystick that guys can get while feeling aroused.

Tim saw Kayla’s boobs , *ding*! That’s right,,,, he has a boner

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Boner

Worst thing to get during school

Ah shit I got a boner *class sees it* fuck I'm screwed.

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Boner

What occurs when blood rushes to the penis, causing it to stick up. it is also possibly the worst thing to get before a school presentation.

While I was in a school play, I got a boner.

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Bonerizing

Something that is so awesome, it can make you hard without physical contact.

That cake was so bonerizing i had to tighten my belt a notch to hide my hard on.

Dude, I got a quadruple kill in call of duty last night with a RPG and it was so bonerizing

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Boneritis

A severe case of the boners.

Harley was ashamed to stand up in front of the audience due to his advanced boneritis.

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