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A boner is a long, pointy joystick that guys can get while feeling aroused.
Tim saw Kayla’s boobs , *ding*! That’s right,,,, he has a boner
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Worst thing to get during school
Ah shit I got a boner *class sees it* fuck I'm screwed.
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What occurs when blood rushes to the penis, causing it to stick up. it is also possibly the worst thing to get before a school presentation.
While I was in a school play, I got a boner.
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Something that is so awesome, it can make you hard without physical contact.
That cake was so bonerizing i had to tighten my belt a notch to hide my hard on.
Dude, I got a quadruple kill in call of duty last night with a RPG and it was so bonerizing
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Harley was ashamed to stand up in front of the audience due to his advanced boneritis.
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Something you get in class. Fucking annoying.
Fixed by going to bathroom and wanking off, or flipping around between the pants and stomach.
I was working on an essay in English III and got a boner! GOD DAMMIT! Now I have to non-chalantly flip it up between my pants and stomach! GOD DAMMIT SOMEONE SAW ME!
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when the blood from your brain goes to your penis when you see a hot girl.
*coming out of a swimming pool* oh crap I have a boner! *shows through your shorts* dammit!!!
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