Bong Hits for Jesus

Bong Hits for Jesus is an Philly based original rock band. Using the name that Joe Frederick made famous in his landmark Supreme Court free speech fight, Bong Hits For Jesus is all about peoples' First Amendment rights, artistic freedom, and the tendency to enjoy life's fruits.

You can learn everything you need to know about Bong Hits for Jesus at www.bonghitsforjesus.net

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bong hit points

The amount of hits one can effectively get out of there bong without having to reload the bong.

Terry: Crap, this isn't good, we have 2 hours til the concert and 3 bong hit points left between the 2 of us,

Jordan: Quick use bong heal

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blind bong hit

To cover up someones eyes and to have control over the size of the hit of smoke they can receive from a bong.

"billy you're getting a blind bong hit."

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[bong hits] for [jesus]

holy bong hits
freedom of speech

'lets take bong hits for jesus until we reach higher enlightenment'

misty bong hit

(verb) To suck a fart out of a girls ass during sex and holding it in like a bong hit.

Yo man I choked for about a half hour last night after my girl gave me an awsome misty bong hit.

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Bong hits 4 Jesus

The act of taking multiple hits from a bong in the name of Jesus.

Kids from Alaska take bong hits 4 Jesus.

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Fourth Dimensional Bong Hit

A bong hit so potent, so fierce that it trancends space and time, making you instantly stoned.

(Cough, cough) That was quite the Fourth Dimensional Bong Hit. (Slam, falls to the floor)

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