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Dirty Bonjour

Pull apart the buttocks of your consenting sex partner, and as per the French greeting kiss each inner cheek from left to right whilst dragging your nose across their bumhole. Voila the dirty bonjour.

"Oh la la" exclaimed Angelique, as I bent her over and warmly welcomed her with a dirty bonjour.

by Mr_Kevlar August 9, 2016


Bonjour Johnson

Former teammate of #1 12 year-old in the nation Demekquatre. Now has beef with him.

Guy: Yo bro I heard Bonjour Johnson and Demekquatre are no longer teammates.
Other Guy: Yeah, I heard they beefin' now.

by seditious libel April 30, 2023


Bonjour Joli

French for Hello lovely.

Boy:Bonjour Joli
Girl:Bonjour!

by Kailya February 2, 2008

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oui oui bonjour coco

a way to say "hi! Ily and you're the best person in the world" platonically to someone named coco
this is the perfect way to show your appreciation to them :)

person 1: oui oui bonjour coco!

someone named coco: oh thank you <3

by ghosty vey October 21, 2021


oui oui bonjour baguette

In English (slang) it translates to "my pussy be snatched" commonly used by Instagram model sahar luna

Girl 1: how did it go last night with zayn
Girl 2: oui oui bonjour baguette

Girl 1: OOOOF! tell me all the details

by michaelsbigbooty101 August 1, 2017

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Bonjour

People think this means hello in French. It actually means “No” in German. Idiots.

Bonjour, ich bin kein Nazi

by Oman_is_a_very April 18, 2021


Bonjour

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The French way of saying "hello", also used in the first song in Disney's Animated movie "Beauty and the Beast" when she sings about not wanting to live in her boring life.

Ex 1:

"Bonjour! How is your day going dear one?"

Ex 2:
"Bonjour m'lady, I have been looking for you everywhere!"

by WeirdInAWeirdWay February 10, 2021