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In Korea (my friend told me about this) when someone is asleep in class sometimes the kid behind him shoves two fingers up there ass and shouts bonsai! I hear it is really hilarious. It can also he a small Japanese bush
Today Gussy-poo got bonsai-ed. haha lol
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An ancient form of dwarfing trees by limiting nutrients and water. The bon in bonsai meaning pot and the sai meaning plant. It is a Chinese secret passed down generation to generation. Peace out mark, phil, arika, my baby Kat, and everyone else in the world.
That bonsai is wicked small esse!
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when the woman sticks her nipple in the man's peehole.
Yo I bonsaid with Tiffany yesterday.
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n. A new, extremely ugly and unfashinable type of shoe coming out, whose add spams everything, including this site. Its design is composed of a sandal, with the special trademark feature of a very furry sole. However, this causes a very unpleasant shoe, resembling a muppet after being skinned and fitted to a loser's foot. Only suited to wannabe pimps and hardcore lesbos.
Can also be used to describe something or someone, usually a woman, who has not shaved in a while, and so has accumulated an amassment of hideous hair.
John: Hey, so I saw Alicia took you up to her room last night! How'd it go?
Jack: Oh, it was a total let down...That woman's hairy as a BONSAI sandal! I couldn't even penetrate that junk!
John: Oh wow, that does sound horrible. Well at least she wasn't wearing Bonsai sandals!
Jack: Oh yeah, I would have killed myself.
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1. A hairy man with a rather large bush.
2. An adjective used to describe the healthy growth of pubes.
Man, Wolverine's seriously got some Bonsai going on down there!
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A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.
"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."
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When an Asian man perches on your shoulders and farts on your head.
Last one in the pool gets a bonsai whiff!