The left over balls of semen left in the nut hairs after sloppy sex the night before.
Damn I should have showered after sex last night. My nut hairs are all stuck together because of these these dick boogers.
When you fuck someone with a yeast infection.
“Ah dude...I fucked Brittany last night but her vag was crawling with that cottage cheese and I was left with them dick boogers”
An insult to call a single man who never gets laid, and is always picking his nose.
"Hey Adam, get over here you Booger Dick!"
"Dude, Carl is such a Booger Dick."