Mr. Boombastic

Name given to my dick by my girlfriend.

Used to describe ones super-human penis power

Both a title and a privledge given to the manhood of those fortunate enough to have been blessed with a penis that provides women with previously unattainable pleasure and satisfaction. Its what legends are truely made of.

Gf-"Hey babe, I think Mr. Boombastic wants to come out and play with me...can he? Pleeeeeeeeeeease?"

Me-"Of course....after the game....promise."

After the game
Gf-"OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG............OOOOOOOOOOOMG!"

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Mr. Boombastic

Mr. Lova Lova woaaaaah. The man of your dreamz. An absolute pimp.

"Oh shit dude, Mr. Boombastic just crushed a case of mickies."

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boombastic side eye

used when someone keeps asking dumb questions and requires an equally dumb response back.

can also be used as an alternative to the word 'No' and other words similar to no

Soapia: "are you going to cheat on me?"

You: "boombastic side eye.. of course not"

boombasticism

A religion that worships Bob Marley as god and Ziggy Marley as the Jesus figure. It worships all of reggae music and musicians.

Bob Marley is god!

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