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bootfuck

To have intercourse in the back of a Ford Cortina

I bootfucked kerry last night in the pub car park

by JW Pepper December 19, 2003

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Bootfucks

Ugg boots or Ugg boot clones.

Disturbingly ugly shin to knee high leather boots frequently worn by bimbo-type women and rarely old men.

Some varieties of bootfucks feature fur or laces.

Also see Bootfucker.

Keithan: "Look at that complete idiot with her jeans tucked into her huge fur-rimmed bootfucks."
Dimitrius: "Satan Christ! What a bootfucker!"

Dayrl: "Was that old guy seriously wearing bootfucks?"
Damandro: "...He must be fucked in the head."

Chivrey: "Dude I'm thinking about getting with that girl Abby."
Gustov: "No way man, I saw her last winter -- She's a total bootfucker. All she wore were classic UGG bootfucks."

by ChristCrayons July 30, 2012