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You take a gallon of water, drink a third of it, and fill it back up with vodka. Then, you squirt most of a bottle of Mio in. Meant to be shared between 2-3 people.
"Hey man you down to Borg tonight?"
" Sure, but hopefully I don't end up face down in a ditch like last time."
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to be assimilated into the collective by something in an effort to forcibly take something of yours...
could be your computer, clan, freedom, money, effort, technological and biological distinctiveness, or your soul....
but you will know when you have been borged.
you have been warned.....
XP fucked up my system!!!! again!!!!
ive been borged!!!!!! fuck you Bill Gates!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!6^%$^$*^&^*&^#$%(*^$^
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE............
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n. the borgata, the best place to gamboool in atlantic city.
herbs: yo, wanna go to the borg tonight?
karthik: definitely dude, i totally hit a jack on the river there last time. SHIP IT HOLLA!
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The act of assimilating someone else's software designs, ideas, culture, and implementations and passing them off as your own. (Some non-geeks would probably call it Copyright Enfingement... but they're not Star Trek fans.
Dave G borged my prototype.
Dave G took my prototype and showed it to the project manager as his own work.
People that wear bluetooth headsets even when they arent on the phone. It makes people look more like robots than humans.
"Look at that borg sitting over there."
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An immensely powerful civilization fo enhanced humanoids from the Delta Quadrant of the galaxy. The Borg implant themselves with cybernetic devices, giving them great technological and combat capabilities. Different Borg are equipped with different hardware for specific tasks. Each Borg is tied into a sophiticated subspace communications network, forming hte Borg Collective, a shared consciousness in which the idea of the individual was nearly a meaningless concept. The Borg exhibit a high degree of intelligence and adaptability in their tactics. most means of defense or offense against them were foudn to work only once, almost immediatly after which the Borg developed a countermeasure. The Borg operated by conquering entire worlds, assimilating the civilizations and technology theron. Individual members of assimilated races were implanted with sophisticated cybernetic implants, permitting each individual to perform a specific task as required by the collective. Thousands of worlds across the galaxy were conquered in this fashion.
The first known contact between the Borg and the Federation was in 2365, when Q transported the Enterprise-D out of Federation space into the flight path of a Borg vessel heading toward the Alpha Quadrant.
"We are the Borg. Lower your shields. Your biological and technological distinctivness will be added to our own. Resistance if futile!"
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1. Contraction: Cyborg.
2. A fictional race of communalistic cyborgs originating in "Star Trek: The Next Generation".
3. Exclamation commonly used by muppet swedes. Also bork.
Robocop was an inferior 'borg when compared to ED-209.
Resistance is futile; we are the Borg.
Borg borg borg.
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