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Boxing is without a doubt the hardest thing you could ever undertake. Boxing bouts can last from 3 rounds of 2 minutes up to 12 rounds of 3 minutes. opponents are matched with people of similar weight (often no more than 3 or 4 kilograms apart.) Boxing requires enormous skill, strength, speed, reflexes, agility and incredible physical and mental toughness. People who claim karate/other martial arts are better because you can kick and grapple are stupid. Boxers are better movers and possess much more speed, strength etc..than any other martial arts practitioners, and this is the reason boxing is great- it is a technically simple sport that is still a science and an art and something you need incredible physical attributes to do.
Taekwondo guy tries to kick a person who does boxing in the face, boxer ducks and hits taekwondo guy with a hard combo to the body, taekwondo guy falls to ground and cries.
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To smoke weed in a car with closed windows to keep the smoke inside the car.
Pothead A:Don't open the window
Pothead B:Oh, we're boxing?
Pothead A:Ofcourse
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A game played between two people, one being male, in which the male recieves multiple blows to the head, a.k.a. a blowjob.
Me and Nikita went 15 rounds in a boxing match and I busted a twinkie on her face.
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A sport played by two men or women, in a series of rounds lasting two minutes, where the boxers hit their opponents face or chest, until the opponent is knocked unconscious for 10 seconds.
This is the only sport requiring a win from knocking another unconconscious. It is also a dangerous sport, with a good chance of retiring early with a permanently damaged brain.
Matilda is leading a campaign to have Boxing banned and made illegal.
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"One of the most hardest fucking sports."
A sport Mr X has obviously been competing in for too long in, judging by his poor grasp of the English language.
"Mr X makes his living by boxing. hBy the time he's 27 he's going to be practically brain-dead."
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A sport that involves two sweaty, muscley guys in satin underpants fight over a belt.
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boxing is the act or eating out a girl
the chick said to me eat my box bitch i said hells no I am not boxing on you
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