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A child minded man with a drivers licence and a vehicle who has no regard for the saftey of self or anybody else.
Totaly incompatent driver, masively insecure about self and inability to get laid.
The guy with the Austin Metro with a rear spoiler and low profile tyres and spud cannon exhaust is a Boy Racer
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Total losers who spend more money doing up their cars, than what they actually paid for the car.
They like to drive up and down the same road trying to act cool with their exhaust which sounds like a dying cow.
Populate Essex aswell.
That Boy Racer fag paid more money to trick it out than the car. Oh wait wow, he has a girl in the frotn seat who isn't even legal to read Never Never Land yet!
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a young lad aged between 17 and 40 who has his banging rave tunes pulsating through the rotting door panels of his vauxhall nova sr which has been painted in a stupid sky (crayon) blue colour with a (bean tin) big bore 4 exhaust bolted to the back of its ridiculously low arse end,and its crap (rocky's) paint job over sprayed onto the windows, and shitty "go faster stickers" up the doors,what a tumble weed!
look at that boy racer trying to make his shit box go faster, it aint gona happen mate!
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people that dropped out of school and used their money from their paper round to buy their vauxall nova and take 14 year old girls for rides in them jus coz they cant get girls their own age.
:mum gis a couple'a quid so i ca' ge' sum petrol.ta
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Someone who drives a slow underpowered car, like a 1.0l Vauxhall Corsa, modified with cheap non-functional parts from eBay. Includes a big glue-on bodykit with fake vents, a cheap big spoiler or rear wing which doesn't do anything, and lots of stickers, which the owner thinks add 5hp each. The car will often also have a set of fake BBS wheels, as well as red brake callipers and discs, which they think add power. The car will usually have some of the suspension removed, to make the car look lower (even though doing it this way compromises handling), and a massive fartcan exhaust that the owner could fit their head in. The point of this loud, power-sapping exhaust is to draw attention to how awful the rest of the car is. Loads of loud speakers inside the car so everyone outside their car can "appreciate" their "tunes".
The driver drives badly. He thinks:
1) that the car should be bouncing of the rev limiter for at least 5 seconds before he upshifts.
2) the McDonalds car park is a racetrack
3) that they are professional racing drivers
Boy racers are idiots who think stickers add power
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A silly young lad with a rice burner and a small penis.
Oh look at that *insert shitty Japanese 4 banger*. The driver must have a very small penis.
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A level headed young male between the age of 17-25 who sensibly makes modifications to his vehicle to improve performance. The use of offensive stickers, spoliers borrowed from British Airways, clear tail-lights that give you a headache and practical rims that cost more than the car are all well implemented by the boy racer. As all boy racers are aware, such modifications make a car not only cool but endlessly faster. Most boy racers obtain this valuable information from such reliable sources as their mates.
Boy racers are also known to drive recklessly, as doing so clearly helps in impressing the opposite sex and compensating for sexual inadequacy. The effect that this has on sensible motorists and elderly pedestrians is generally not taken into consideration. It is not a widely held belief amongst boy racers that motorists will eventually tire of them and encourage them off the road in a pick-up truck, or pedestrains will get a sudden urge of adrenaline and hurl a rock through their window and/or plastic spoiler. However, some motorists theorise this will happen.
In conclusion, boy racers make excellent 'airfix' style modifications to their vehicle and spend an admiral amount of time and money modifying a cheap, crappy car with a small engine. Srangely, these modifications never seem to improve performance. They also drive with extreme charisma, few people could claim to handle a vehicle with such spectacular incompetance.
Just don't ask them to change the oil filter, drive up an incline or reverse a trailer.
Typical boy racer: A young lad possesing a greater amount of hair wax than brain cells, in posession of a Citroen Saxo 1.1 litre which his mother has paid for and has sensibly had the kind of money spent on it with which you could conceivably buy a decent car.
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