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Fact: Boys’ Latin is the world’s greatest lax institute in America. We have produced more Division I athletes for lacrosse than any other program. We had 4 captains in the 2004 final fours. ON DIFFERENT TEAMS. We are a family that belongs to a 220 man country club. Dress code is: mullets, raggedy old plaid jackets, pink pants, and white loafers. And that’s the only acceptable way to dress. It’s a place where we drink a beer with the old lax coach or hit it with him on the links. It’s a place where we throw sweedish fish in Billy’s fish tank and watch him freak out. WE like to bother the uptight teachers but we keep it real with the DUKE! BL is a home away from home. Some even call it home. WE have teachers who are pushing 100, Mr. Bowling Whoaa, Get OOOUT!. BL is a place where we grow up and get neighboring houses with your best buds. A place where your family becomes a legacy over the generations. BL is a place that will give you memories to last a life time.
As one would have to end with...LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!!
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Boys Latin is and all boys school located in Baltimore. While there are some boys there are freakishly gay and annoying, most of them are just completely hilarious and sexy. Known as BL for short, most boys here find themselves dating someone from Bryn Mawr. They claim to be "too good for RPCS".
Rivals: St. Pauls and Gilman
Hotness Scale from 1-10: 10 =D
I'm so glad my boyfriend goes to Boys Latin.
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The oldest, most prestigious, most incredible private school in Baltimore. Despite being the smallest we produce the most Division I lacrosse players of any other school. Our football team beats St. Pauls whenever they want, and our lacrosse team crushes Gilman no matter how much money those Gayhounds spend on their lax twigs.
No where else will students graduate and then head to The Crease with their English teacher just to down a long neck. No where else will students go out on SAT night, or blackout on exam weekend.
Either we like the teachers, or we treat them like shit. There's no in-between. We make joke announcements in assembly, and we trample the senior speakers just to piss of Billy. They try to push out Mr. Bowling (BINGUS) but we don't let them.
We party hard, and work easy. We can hang out with anyone, and we never keep the same girls for more than a month. Our beverage of choice is Natty Light, but we like to get into trubble every now and then. Don't be jealous if you can't keep up because no one ever can... except us BL kids.
Boys Latin Kid: Did we crush St. Paul's again?
Other Boys Latin Kid: Yeah, but who the fuck cares, let's GET FUCKED UP.
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bl is where you go to school if you are better than everyone else. it is where you go if you don't NEED to do your homework. if you don't NEED to study. not that it matters, it's not like necessity is enough to get us to do anything anyway. all you need to attend BL is a wealth of knowlege about movies, and you need to KNOW that you are better than everyone else, simply because you are better looking, smarter, and more charismatic than them. a lax stick is not required, but it helps.
"That was amazing." she said, as she rolled over and went to sleep.
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Noun: Quite possibly the best school ever, where you dont care how you dress becuase Mr Bowling cant see you anyway, you might as well not even go to his class. The lacrosse team is the best in the country (what other school has been on a cheerios box for winning in lacrosse, sorry, guess we are the only one). Were athletes get out of school three days in advance for a game in the evening. Where boys bond and mature into the finest men in Baltimore.
Mr Bowling: WOOOAAAA where is Kevin?
Student: \"WOAA, you are blind...Chariot...Zues...WOAA\"
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Where people go if they didn't get into Gilman
"I can't believe I failed my ISEE. I now have to go to Boys Latin!"