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A sexual position favoured by South Africans.
Start the night before by marinating your meat...preferably in something spicy.
Just before the act - wipe half an onion across her coochie to ensure last summer's gunk falls off. Then slowly place your Boerewors around the rim ensuring this doesn't get burnt.
Invite your mates to stand around and chug a few beers as they discuss your meat whilst you flip it occasionally...but not enough you're playing with it.
Pour some beer over her if things get too hot too quick...and just as you're about to jizz throw some msg in her eye...and get back to talking rugby with the boys.
Person 1: 'Did you see Shaun's Dirty Braai?'
Person 2: 'I did...his Webber needs sorting out too.'
A Braai is when a guy takes his shlong of meat and puts it on the woman's Grill and slams that sh*t as long as she can take it.
Yoh man, I went to this mooi chicks place and had a lakker braai.
South African slang for a barbecue.
Chyna 1: He bru, wanna come over for a braai later, it's a lekker day for it ek se?
Chyna 2: Nee maat, I can't jammer, I've gotta study so I don't dop my test tomorrow.