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branden

A SEXY ASS MOTHAFUCKA WHO HAS A UNLIMITED SIZE COCK AND ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYSSSSSSS IS ATTRACTIVE AND IF U SEE A BRANDEN MAKE SURE TO KEEP HIM CLOSE AND LOVE HIM SOOOOOOO MUCH. WOMEN FIND A BRANDEN ATTRACTIVE AND WANT TO GET INTO A BRANDENS PANTS.

"is that a branden"

"yea i think it is"

"lets get em girls"

by qwedfgbnm,kloiuytfgbnm February 27, 2021


Branden

Cool, amazing, generous, sexy guy. Loves to dance to Britney spears or Beyonce! The one with all the new music! A walking celebrity encyclopedia! A guy with a great butt! The one everyone looks forward to seeing! The one everyone wants advice from. The cool guy that everyone likes to be around. The one with FOUR best friends. The short but sexy one. The one I call mine!

Branden is a sexy "Watch yo mouth"!

by Ricky P. Man December 12, 2010

197👍 135👎


Branden

Branden is simply branden. The only way to identify Branden is as a bolder. Brandens speech is a little off. Kinda. He will never really finish a word. He’ll just add in ja or st to the end of his word. So yah that’s Branden.

Branden: Do youz wants do somein tanit
Guy 1: what?!

by HolyMaster77777 February 12, 2019

11👍 5👎


Branden

has the most voluptuous moose knuckle known to man

person 1: "bro you see that thing in his pants?"
person 2: "Bro that's an intense moose knuckle, must be a Branden"

by peepeepoos July 4, 2022


Branden

Branden is a lit and sweaty fortnite player who watches porn every night and is a girl magnet.

Omg it’s branden should we do a threesome ?

by Gughuy July 9, 2019


branden

Branden is really hot and a boy who plays basketball and football and on his free time he enjoys playing the game “fortnite” hes extremely cute in “GREY SWEATPANTS” 🥵🥵🥵 but he’s rather shy and keeps to himself most of the time, he’s not a player really he’s only had one girl friend. a boy with the name branden is most likely to have a twin brother... who is really ugly but the more easy going twin. in conclusion a dumb girl named “aubree” will like him and not know how to get over him.

why is branden so hot in gray sweatpants?

by shhh don’t tell May 15, 2019


Branden

evil monster the no taller than 5'11 , mf will use u just to f , likes girls way outta his league , frm grape . likes his d sucky

damn branden he aint shit frfr

by yo momma ate that give me November 23, 2021