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Brazilian Blowout

n. the inevitable syndrome comprising the full consequences of eating at an all-you-care-to-eat churrascaria. Starting with meat sweats and eventually progressing to meat shits.

"I had so much linguica and picanha last night at Fogo de Chao... I've been praying for a Brazilian blowout all morning."

by SmoovB August 19, 2013

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Brazilian Blowout

A dangerous and costly sex act wherein an attractive Brazilian man stimulates the woman's vagina by blowing a "raspberry" for approximately 45 minutes at a time. A very disorienting procedure, this can only safely be accomplished by men classically trained in the nearly forgotten Brazilian vibratory lip singing sport known as "mawanablowyamons".

Susan had purchased three sessions of Brazilian Blowout's during her 5 hour port visit from the cruise she had been saving up for. She knew that this "Brazilian Blowout" could be dangerous, but after ten years in the monastery she yearned to call out "Oh God, yes!" and not really mean it. She was working her way up to the mythical turfucken.

by John Boehners April 11, 2011

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Brazilian Blowout

The process of using small amounts of explosives to blast off your pubic hair.

Matt: "Where are you going this weekend, Seth?"
Seth: "I'm gonna give my girl a Brazilian Blowout."
Matt: "Sweet."

by Luther23 April 8, 2010

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brazilian blowout

after you funnel a good ole' Miller and you blow out the excess foam through the top of the funnel

"Caleb, what do I do with the rest of the foam stuck in our funnel?"

"Just give her a good ole' Brazilian Blowout and keep drinkin'"

by jacksonbarr May 4, 2016