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To celebrate, especially prematurely. See: 1994, Plano East vs John Tyler high school football highlights. Applies to any and all situations in which exuberant celebration is called for
1: The announcers broke out the Oreos a little too soon when they proclaimed their team the winner
2: DeSean Jackson was so busy breaking out the Oreos, he forgot to not throw the ball away before crossing the goal line.
3: “I just got elected president, break out the Oreos, baby!”
3 hours later...
“They’re recounting votes in Florida? Damn...broke out the Oreos too soon...”
use to replace any verb or action whatsoever
"oh man, i just broke out the bang on you"
"come on guys lets break out the bang"
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to do something more with your life; to get away from the average predictable existance so many other people settle into and become truly exceptional
I'm tired of bouncing between dead end jobs and being stuck in this small town. I'm going to break out of loserville and persue my dream of being a rock star. The world can't keep me down forver.
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A new online gag made up by a witty college student. Meant to be used online with * to express a time of joy or celebration.
"Yay a new member in our social group!!" *breaks out celebratory peanuts*
"Yay a new friend on my profile!!"
*breaks out celebratory peanuts*
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A personal habit, physical ability, quirkiness or bit of personal information that may be accepted even endearing if you know someone well. But can be creepy, revolting or tasteless when you just met them.
COOPERSTOWN, NY—Double-jointed man Stephen Rothkowitz's first date with Lois Hiller, 30, was irrevocably derailed when the 29-year-old process server prematurely demonstrated his ability to bend his thumb all the way back to his wrist, witnesses reported Tuesday. "There seemed to be a lull in their conversation, and then he just started yanking his thumb around," said patron David Cantrall, who was seated adjacent to Rothkowitz's table at the D&R; Steakhouse. "He didn't even preface it with something like, 'Hey, guess what I can do?'" Rothkowitz was reportedly unable to salvage the evening by shooting milk out of his eye. He was breaking it out to early.
* The Onion
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You get a girl drunk that you just met at a hotel on Spring break. Take her down to the beach to fuck her and have her put the condom on so she thinks you're wearing one. But right before you stick it in, you swoop down and pull the condom off. You fuck her, cum inside her, and then get up and throw sand in her eyes. Run down the beach screaming, "You stupid bitch!" So the idea is that you leave her blind, drunk, and pregnant.
When I go to South Padre next March, I'm gonna pull a Spring Break Psyche Out on as many chics as possible.
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when you're being made fun of and you have to stand up for yourself and show them hoes what your workin with you gotta break out with your snake out.
I was just chillin when someone said "man, I heard you had a tiny penis" and I said " Shit I'm bout ta break out with my snake out"