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The term used to describe the heart shaped welt left on a womans check face/ass after getting cock slapped by her partner. Common practice in adult movies as an intermission between felatio sessions to postpone dick spit.
I saw this girl at work yesterday that had a strange new welt on her face in the shape of an heart. It was definitely an achy breaky heart she got from her boyfriend that morning.
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When a girl is jerking you off, bust on her hands and then push her down the stairs.
Friend: What happened to your leg!?
Girl: My boyfriend gave me the Achy Breaky Heart.
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Achy Breaky Hannah is a name for the process which that hot little piece of jailbait Miley Cyrus and/or her pointless alter-ego will soon undergo. Following in the footsteps of Britney Spears, her weight will balloon up, she'll get knocked up by a trailer-trash wigger and drink heavily during the pregnancy, make numerous public appearances going commando in a short dress, enter/quit rehab at least five times, and finally be found in bed one morning with an empty bottle of pills and an empty bottle of rum.
Once Miley completes the long process of Achy Breaky Hannah, she'll just be yet another one of the garden-variety pop-stars who all sound exactly alike and yet somehow draw tons of pre-teen fans. At least it's still a bigger accomplishment than her one-hit-wonder father.
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The constant head swelling from an "L" shaped snapping of the penis which does not allow the rushing blood to continue circulating.
He was drunk and slamming her backdoor when he missed the hole and hit her ass cheek- snapping his penis in half.
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A 90s guy still rockin' a mullet. The high school quarterback from 1993 that just can't let the past go. Hasnt had his hair above his shoulders since junior high.
Holy crap I saw Brad at the grocery store and he was buying Combos and Mountain Dew and still had the mullett!! Talk about trapped in the 90s! What an Achy Breaky Bad Mistaky!
A boof in serious need of pimpin', like a mullet.
Damn, someone needs to crimp my boof, it's an achey breaky big mistakey.
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A guy jacks off on to a piece of toast in front of his girlfriend and she eats it for breakfast the next morning
I gave April the big Aussie breaky this morning