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Drinking a ridiculous amount of alcohol, typically whiskey, by yourself.
Jimmy had a massive hangover Saturday morning after bretting Friday night at home because none of his friends came to his party.
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Fat loves to eat nachos has tendencies to show homosexuality but is a caring man and emotional at times
Bret is a nice man
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Person 1: I just baked some bread.
Person 2: Dude, it's pronounced 'bret'.
A person who goes on speaking tours on subjects they aren't actually experts in.
"I really loved her presentation on Arachnids in New Guinea last year, but since she's gotten into dark ecology she's become a bit of a Bret"
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Bret: Yeah I fucked her bro, she was a good root.
Person: You're such a Bret, I don't believe you.
Bret: I swear to God.
Person 1: Can you smell something?
Person 2: Oh there's just a Bret talking over there.
Person 1: Fuck, it stinks like shit.
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Annoying dumbass that never shuts up that thinks hes funny.
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Bret Is the Sexiest Guy in the World He plays Hockey and after he has girls suck his big juicy dick!!
Definetly the hottest guy in the world.
Bret Is Hot.
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