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Brian Griffin

Bitches i demolish uh huh Fucked a blind bitch like im brian griffin
Acted like im stevie so i Wouldnt catch a case no wonder
Stealing on you bitch like a pirate plunder (arrggg)
My draco loud like thunder keep that strap on me but im not a dyke
Yo Bitch say she lovin it just like im macdonalds(chorus)

(Verse 1)

Boolin in the trap house you know i be sippin lean my trap house so trappy that its the oppostite
of mr clean Got a hoe that is not ugly she is the opposite of mr bean (grr) Im out here on the

gain yall out here on the soulja game (crank dat) (phil)
I got accepted to notre dame cause i got game like lebron jame shoot my shot i make it swish
not even dwight howard could trick me like i was that tranny he is just speaking random
tyrany

(chorus)Bitches i demolish uh huh Fucked a blind bitch like im brian griffin
Acted like im stevie so i Wouldnt catch a case no wonder
Stealing on you bitch like a pirate plunder (arrggg)
My draco loud like thunder keep that strap on me but im not a dyke
Yo Bitch say she lovin it just like im macdonalds

(Verse 2)
My bars hit like a draco i stacking my paper(huh)I been all around the world my neck it is freezing
because it got pearls my diamonds so bright its like an eclipse Dont stare for to long or you

will go blind i got money unlike you your card got declined i know everything about trapping
im like megamind a mastermind im not humankind but like im youtube your gonna rewind

Nigger oN the beat Brian Griffin

by TonkandStronk December 20, 2018

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Brian Griffin

A pretentious douchebag of a dog who always thinks highly of himself and considers himself an intellectual when really the world would be better off without him. He has no consideration or respect for anyone whatsoever, and will go at lengths to try to impress everyone around him, thinking he'll be accepted, but fails to come to terms with the fact that he is a nobody. First of all, he usually tries to hit on Lois every chance he gets, even though she's already married. It also shows due to the fact that Peter does everything for him, even saving him when he was a stray and bringing him into his house, and that proves it. He constantly shits all over the Griffins' yard, which is all he is ever good for as a dog, and he gives people herpes. Along with that, he thinks he deserves Lois more than Peter, due to her husband neglecting her to do other things and that they have more in common, yet he is completely ignorant to the fact that she doesn't want him. Brian Griffin is also not a trustworthy dog and never pays for shit, and when he is asked to do so, he promises to pay later, but really, he fails to keep his promises. No wonder why he stays at Peter's house. Among other problems, Brian is always egotistical and thinks he is the smartest, most deserving, most charming dog in the world when in reality he is none of these, in fact he is the opposite.

Part 2: He can be compared to Holden Caulfield since they both believe themselves to be profoundly smarter than most of their peers but really they are just spoiled brats, which makes it coincidental as Brian seems to idolizes him. Along with being a smug, arrogant loser who thinks he is smart, he tries to prove that he is smart by becoming a writer, but usually comes off as a rather terrible one, since he couldn't spell the word "definite" correctly. Brian Griffin also claims to be extremely liberal, but does nothing to solve problems that most other liberals complain about. Another way he tries to look cool is that he owns and drives a Toyota Prius, but even this fails as he doesn't catch onto the fact that he's a total loser. Brian is also an athiest and looks down on Christians, Jews, etc., thinking of them as idiots, when he himself is even more pathetic. He has failed college twice, but desperately puts on his facade of being an intellectual to hide this fact. When Quagmire calls him out on all of these things, he makes Brian realize the truth, and when Brian tries to make up with him, he usually just makes Quagmire's hatred towards him even worse since he is and will always be a complete nobody. The most important thing, however, is the fact that Brian put up a racist tweet about black people before watching Ride Along 3. In conclusion, I think Brian is the worst character on Family Guy I have ever seen. He is a total shitstain and should kill himself immediately.

by Quagmire2k01 August 9, 2019

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Brian Griffin

peanut butter jelly time

brian griffin

by timmtimyytimmy August 8, 2020

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Brian Griffin Fart

A fart which stinks so bad and is so powerful it can be compared to a dog fart, namely Brian Griffin. His wonderfully smelly gas is worse then Peter Griffin’s and not portrayed enough on Family Guy.

Josh Ripped A Brian Griffin Fart While Sitting On My Face, It Was Really Bad!

by ghorg September 2, 2010

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Brian Griffin death

The death that took place on November 2013 and Brian may not be brought back from the dead.

Example of Brian griffin death
Kid 1: OMG BRIAN DEAD ;(

Kid 2: IKR?!
Hypocrite: HAHAHAH HE WAS SO LIBERAL *Meanwhile praises Hillary Clinton*

by hipsteroftheyear December 2, 2013

5👍 6👎