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not many people in england have that horrible upperclass accent thats just stupid hollywood producers for you making movies who dont know shiyte. who want shooting may I add, , theres loads of accents in england, some sound irish like the geordies and the scousers, why Iye man, gooin up toon ferra pint, some have the same accent as austrailiens like the south staffordshire and the black countray "g'day a yo orighte aer kid" "doe they, yo aye am ya" arrr, dyo wanna canabea aer kid, thats where strife comes from, some people have that cockney accent where they never pronouce their R's alwighyte mayte, ow it gahn geeza, some accents over pronounce their RRs like the west country and cornwall, where the farmers say OGHHH ARRR in a deep voice, or like the pirates of penzance did iye ye be warrrned. this is why the former colonies have so much accented diversity between each other because they all descend from difrent areas of britain.
theres no british accent as such and it all depends on your class and back gound and where ya come in england which determines the way yo spayke, some southern english people look down on black country accents the most because of how broad it is! doe they
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The british accents are the most annoying accents in the world. Note I said "accents" as they can be an English accent, or a Scottish one or a Welsh one or a Northern Irish one.
Believed by many people to indicate a genius that simply isn't there. Also believed by many to indicate a sophistication that isn't there either.
Former colonies of Her Royal Majesty tend to have much better (and sexier) accents than those of the Motherland.
Examples of british accents: Those really obnoxious wanks in HEX, MI-5 and Coupling.
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a funny ass way of talking over in britain, it could even make a raunchy phrase sound squeeky clean and proper
examples of a british accent phrase:
'Ello Govnah!
Cheerio!
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When people speak with something in their mouth.
Hey Katie don't speak with food in your mouth, I hate that british accent.
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The biggest marker in media that everything that's being said is a lie. Ask other Europeans about it.
The way the actual accent is spoken in england & ireland (DE-CAPITALIZED) is actually undignified & unintelligent sounding as opposed to how they make themselves appear in all media the british intelligence agency is pushing into the North American entertainment market (that's ALL they do in that agency). hey'd do away with cana-duh, if they could, really. Why the American public opinion shaping agency, the cia (DE-CAPITALIZED), keeps on helping, I cannot fathom. Then again, they are the Company (CAPITALIZED).
The other Celts are the ones that speak it like they really do love the sound of their own voice, because they hear tones well & artfully grammatically correct too, unlike the grammar school going english that hardly could utter proper grammar — stay in england awhile.
I would've believed the shaming news documentary from bbc, if it only were in british accent (DE-CAPITALIZED).
Oh, wait, it's all in that accent.
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Next on bbc:
OOooh, oight, oight! When you heeaarrrr that we aaare NOT the the best people on the plaaahnet, they are gaslighting you! How could weee NOT? Weee speak this aaaac-cent! Baaaaaaaahhhh!
Don't believe anything in that accent in any media.
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An accent used among friends, and by non-British People, to sound different, but in a funny insider way, not to make oneself sound cool.
Privelages With The British Accent: Getting to say "Oi!, Bloody Hell!, and Crumpets", worry-free flirting.
Results: Stares of lust and excitement for either sex, and making Wal-Mart cashiers swoon.
Josh: "We should use The British Accent in that store!"
Bre: (in the British Accent) "Oi! Cut it out before I tell Mum! You're not supposed to play with the toy swords in the store!"
Josh: (in The British Accent) "But it's fun! Now Defend Yourself Bre!"
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One of the many ways to get an American girl to sleep with you.
-Hey I have a British accent, wanna go for a shag
-Oh my gosh, shag hahaha, you're so British. Yes yes, I want a shag haha
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