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Cardiovascular Bronchitis formally know as Cardi B is a multi dollar fashion designer and pop singer
Woman: I listen to Cardi B she’s my favorite artist.
Girl: Oh you mean Cardiovascular Bronchitis?
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When a person is so high they start making zero sense and start talking about two different things that do not go together.
When my husband smokes too much weed he starts talking about bronchitis diarrhea.
Chronic Bronchitis is a condition developed from smoking Chronic for a very long time. Some one with Chronic Bronchitis will cough and hack their guts out nearly everytime they take a hit. See Chronic Fatigue.
"My Uncle Bob suffers from Chronic Bronchitis. He can't even smoke a bowl with out almost choking to death"
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That long neck dino bitch that I forgot the name of at 2 am. It was the giraffe before the giraffe, so he's a trendsetter. He was a friendly long-necked nigga who ate plants and shit. Have you ever watched the land before time? My boi Littlefoot was a Bronchitis-saurusrex.
Dude 1: I took my kids to the prehistoric museum.
Dude 2: Oh sick, did you see the bronchitis-saurusrex?
Dude 1: Nigga what?!
My boi littlefoot was a bronchitis-saurusrex
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When you laugh but no noise coming out except for a wheeze and ah dry dry cough. Therefore you suffer from bronchitis laff syndrome.
Omg her bronchitis laff is killing me.
If you are looking this up, you are probably going to die. It is a deathly disease, that you would bleed from every orifice. If the first symptom is coughing and cannot stop. Go tell your mom because you probably have less than 24 hours for you die.
Person: Doctor something is wrong, I cannot stop coughing.
Doctor: Are you bleeding anywhere?
Person: Well, I went to poop and blood came out.
Doctor: Oh, no.. you have cardiovascular bronchitis...
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The lowest quality of drugs, usually referring to marijuana or other smoke-able substances, found on the streets in the boroughs of NYC named Brooklyn.
Megan said, "I just ran across the bridge to score and of course, will my luck, I end up with this case of Brooklyn Bronchitis."