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You have sex with a girl in the ass. Immediately after you poke her in the eye with your dick. She contracts pink eye from her own butt
Can't believe she got a brown crayon.
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Immediate need to use the restroom.
Man, I'm drawing with the brown crayon over here and there isn't a rest stop for miles!! I'm screwed!!
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Last night I dropped a big ass-bomb, when I flushed it there was bowl graffiti. The art of the Big Brown Crayon!
when someone needs to take a number 2 and can not hold it.
I need to take a number 2 and if I do not hurry I will have a brown crayon in my pants.