house brown

Drives clunker erratically and has receding hairline. Enjoys intercourse with a cantaloupe.

Did you see that clunker? Must be house brown

Brown House Crawford

Very similar to the White House Crawford but instead of the stripper farting the cocaine in your face you just snort the cocaine and she farts in your face anyways #dubup.net #SmartDog

I went to the strip club but the stripper didn’t want to put the cocaine in her butt so she gave me the Brown House Crawford instead and farted in my face