Brozone

The friend zone for guys. If you don't like a gurl romantically, she is put in the brozone. From that point on, she is like a bro to you. Unlike, the friend zone, the bro zone is possible to get out of.

Laura: So do you like Amanda?
Jared: Nah, she's in the brozone.

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brozone

The zone in which all is broed.

"You are in the Brozone!"

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brozone

For a straight man to friendzone a gay guy. Usually awkward.

Brian: What was with Brooksie outside the movie theater the other day?

Colin: He kept hitting on me. Had to Brozone him. Mad awkward.

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brozone layer

atmosphere made of girls' fart which prevents the rays of hope of dating coming through. Friendzoner's ultimate move. A girl set up the brozone layer only when she is comfortable enough with a guy to call him a brother.

Peter: I'm really happy that Angie and I are getting to know each other better. The other day she farted; it was so cute.
All the guys: No, you fool. She set up the brozone layer; you're hopeless.

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Brozone Lair

A room, restaurant, cave, bar or other establishment for bros to hang out. Some brozone lairs may be equipped with high tech equipment such as flat screen tvs or gaming systems. While others are simply places of refuge from women or the stresses of daily life, such as a cave.

Work sure was tough today, you wanna grab a beer and hang in the brozone lair?

That wife of yours is a real curmudgeon we should hide out in the brozone lair.

Brozone Layer

Any area in which there is an unusually high prevalence of Bros. These wastebags can be easily recognized by their flat-brimmed skateboard hats, board shorts, and lack of a job, or any motivation in life. The Brozone layer is unusually thick in San Diego, specifically down in Pacific Beach at establishments like Moondoggies. A brozone layer can be very disorienting, and often leads smoking hot girls to date these losers.

Fitness: Yo Chuck, we gotta get out of here I can barely breathe.
Chuck: I know, the brozone layer in here is so thick I can't even see.
Fitness: I know, the joke will be on these bro's in ten years when they are still skateboarding at the beach, collecting welfare.

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brozone layer

the vibe/atmosphere between two bros.

in the following example, mikey and corey are bros.

Mikey: yo corey
Corey: yo mikey

(ariel enters)

Corey: it was cool when we were chilling, but im feeling a hole in the brozone layer.

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