Someone who does an incredibly good job on something.
Did you meet the new guitarist for our band? He is a real bruiser!
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-A big bodied woman that look like she can kick your ass and is a pro catfisher.
-A big ass catfish caught by an angler/fisherman
-Bruuuh you see Adrian snag that bruiser last night? He finna deny it.
-Bruh caught the biggest bruiser in the canal last night on chicken livers.
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A little known but amazing book by Neal Shusterman, a highly recommended author. Neal Shusterman also wrote the Skinjacker Trilogy (Everlost, Everfound, and Everwild) Unwind, along with several other science fiction/fantasy novels. All are very well written with amazing plots and lovable characters.
Bruiser and Unwind are two of my all-time favorite books. If you haven't read them....You need to.
"Dude, I just finished Bruiser, and I teared up."
"I know you you feel man. Thats a great book."
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A game where you slug someone whenever you see a PT Cruiser on the road. Similar to slug bug.
Cruiser Bruiser! No backs!
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term given to a sexually active male that displays the ability to bruise vagina's in the process of sexual intercourse.
Person A: "Dude, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was a real cunt bruiser."
Person B: "How can you tell?"
Person A: "Better question, how can't you? Ever seen Saw II?"
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Defecating in a sock and proceeding to beat someone mercilessly with it
Will was pissing me off, so I gave him a brown bruiser. He'll be showering and licking his wounds for days.
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