The person we don't talk about....BUT-
"We don't talk about bruno, BUT- it was my wedding day-"
98π 29π
Bruno's are really hot. they usually never get the girls but those they do get are either super loyal and nice or complete bitches. Bruno will keep on trying to get the same girl no matter how bitchy or annoying she is.
Josh: wow Bruno suck my dick
Bruno: No Homo bro
76π 21π
Brunoing- (Bruno (player) + ing. verb) the act of attacking someone in such a way that it is clearly not a simple drag or accelerated attack, with it the animation of release being clearly abused by any matter of first or third party techniques such as the movement of the mouse
Fuck sake man he keep brunoing me. Fucking lag switch.
He is a person that would treat a girl like the most important thing. He would never disappoint her and would do anything to make see her smile. Get yourself a Bruno, his kiss is one of the most wonderful things.
Damn I need to get me a Bruno!
36π 10π
The boyfriend you always wanted to have.
Dark-haired, smart and cuddly infosec nerd, he has a soft spot for cats and, well, he himself is the cutest of cats.
He especially likes kitties with an odd meow that wear a bib with a carrot. Like a kitten, he loves to interrupt whatever you're busy with β doing your makeup, cooking, getting dressed.
Curious and unruly, careless and cheeky.
Often he does not understand sarcasm. Genuine in his will to always do what he wants, and only the way he wants.
Moody and moony.
Will talk about infosec stuff with such a burning enthusiasm that he stumbles over his words.
A magnet that attracts positivity wherever you go: waiters smile, shop assistants are friendlier, cats approach.
Detached from reality, you can find him daydreaming and, as a result, he is always late for appointments and gets lost.
This, of course, only makes him cuter.
"Cute" and "wholesome" are the words to describe a Bruno.
If you know one, he surely loves pixel art, junk food and drinking Club Mate or Red Bull β also has a thing for all those sugary sodas with disgusting flavors.
Not the best ping-pong player, but the best CTF player.
I would burn empires for Bruno.
Bella: βHow much do you like Bruno?β
V: βAfter I'm born again, I'm going to look for him. And when I do, I'll fall in love with him again.β
(Ti amo β₯οΈ)
20π 5π
Bruno is a person who can charm any girl he wants. He is like an ultimate player. He doesn't have to be sexy to get women.
1261π 588π
The act of placing one's crotch onto an unsuspecting seated person's face. Usually ending up in a seated "69" position. Taken from Sacha Baron Cohen's character "Bruno". The act was made famous by the unscripted stunt involving Sacha Baron Cohen, the British comedian, performing it on the rapper, Eminem.
Did you see Eminem get Brunoed at the MTV Movie Awards?
10π 2π