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Someone who knows not the true implications of the UK leaving the EU, but voted to leave anyway. Often citing history taken out of context, fatuous issues of hyperbole or issues of limited local consequence.
Ignores that over half UK immigration is from outside the EU and assumes leaving will halt all future immigrants entering the UK.
They’re taking all of our jobs! Said the Brunt, after filling his car at the 24/7 petrol station that, if it weren’t for local EU immigrants, would not be open 24 hours due to lack of willing UK staff to work nights.
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Brunt is a power word, much like 'mokujinken' 'flick tab' and 'Pand'
Brunt originates from the name of the immortal, Mr. Brunt who sold his soul to the devil for eternal life and great power. Mr. Brunt became a science teacher and lives in a house that smells of coffee and lives with his best mate 'Barry' who he kills frequently.
Barry: I have a joke
Brunt: (sigh) Yer 'ded' Barry
Barry: *head explodes*
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too cool for words... extremely cool
WAY TOO COOL
COOLER THAN INFINITY
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Edward Van Brunt is the bruntest kid ever
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an act caused by a female's brain being on a multitasking overload and gets severly confused, incorrect messages are sent through the body, and causes the female to shit out of her vagina.
Person 1: Dude, I heard that Kelly layed down a brunt in physics yesterday
Person 2: NO WAY, how do you guys know it was a brunt?!
Person 1: dude she was freaking out and screaming WHAT JUST CAME OUT OF MY VAGINA OMG, then John stood up and screamed EW, KELLY BRUNTED, and she ran out of the class crying.
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any unknown substance that appears in food or drink.
when I went to Dennys i found several brown and grey brunts in my cola and eggs
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A group of pedicabs.
Similar usage: a flock of birds, a school or fish, or a murder of crows.
While crossing 6th Street, Heather was beset by a brunt of pedicabs.
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The unfortunate condition where a woman's vagina starts to spread in a most unusual way, stopping only when it has absorbed the tits. The word is derived from the words breast and cunt.
Doctor,doctor, my boobs have disappeared !!!
Don't panic madam, i'm sure they're still fine, safe and sound under your MAGNIFICENT brunt!
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