Andrew Brydon Conception

The act of throwing up in someone else's asshole.

Person one: Someone threw up in my asshole and I had this really ugly kid; it was like an Andrew Brydon Conception
Person two: Wanna read slash?
Person one: *suicide nades*

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brydon is a skinwalker

brydon is a skinwalker.

Me: brydon is a skinwalker!!!!!

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Brydon

Brydon is the reason why the term “perfect” became a word. She’s the cutest 3’11 I’ve ever met. She’s cute, quiet, hot, kinky, and etc. She sucks at math but is gold in English. Your win rate against her at cup pong is beyond 100 percent, she is the worst at imessage games. The best quality about her is that she plays a lot of video games(she also has the best bod ever to exist). Her tooshie is jiggly asf and tits are great too play with. Her make out game is ON POINT. She’s up for anything so beware what you ask for wink wink. Brydon is the most beautiful and gorgeous young woman ever to step foot on earth. P.s she fathers dogs over cats.
P.s.s she likes it from behind. Also the hair pulling ;)
Ps.s.s don’t lose her she’s wife proof but she doesn’t wanna marry.
P.s.s.s.s. She likes pickles(grossssss)

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Me: Yo kev, I got to touch the best tits in the world.
Kevin: omg no way you got to grab brydons tits.
Me: I’m lucky I guess huh bruv. She’s sooooo prettyyyyyy.
Kevin: I wish I was you :(.

brydon

the coldest outside but the softest, sweetest, nicest, cutest inside.

"hey why is brydon so cold to me?"
"he doesnt love you the way he loves me"

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Angus Brydon

Angus “Bunda” Brydon has a great addiction to veganism, where it has erotic relationships with one William James Livings where they undertook kinky activities, if you see an Angus Brydon in public the William Livings will not be far behind, with a raging erection. Run as far as you can because thick and thin will not stop with pressure from pda.

If you see an Angus Brydon run, because it usually doesn’t allow bribes unless it is Branston pickles or mycoproteins.