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What happens when you roll out bubble wrap, squirt some baby oil all over it and you and your partner have slippery popping sex!
Wow! Did you hear all the popping and giggling coming from their room last night? Yeah he told me they had Bubble Wrap Sex, she kept sliding away and he really had to work for the prize!
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sarah : mr miller just invited me to his bubble wrap party wana come with?
chris : do you even have to ask?! I'm there!
sarah : I might wear my mad hatter costume.
chris : that would be a strange sight
sarah : well i think i will. the bubbles will keep me safe
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A girl who is so accident-prone that she becomes injured so often that her friends will start joking about wrapping her up in bubble wrap for her own safety. Far too often, it turns out that the "accidents" are the result of domestic abuse.
What do you call the husband of a bubble wrap girl? A man who beats his wife.
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The Bubble Wrap Generation is the generation after Gen Y. This generation (from about 1995 onwards) is characterised by softness - i.e. they play alot of computer, generally overweight, their 'sport' is chess, and would prefer to play Age of Empires Expasion pack rather than socialising or being outside.
Jack: Why won't kids these days go camping or play sport?
John: Cause they're soft - they're all from the Bubble Wrap Generation
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the sound of a red headed womens vagina after being fiddled with for a period of time.
Wow says austin your vagina sounds like bubble wrap when i was fingering you.!
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1. A royal who's first or last name is bubble wrap
2. A female who is wrapped or covers in bubble wrap
When you use bubble wrap as a condom and so a female's pussy will be poppin'
Bro I was with my girl last night but I didn't have a condom so I turned her shit into bubble wrap pussy