Buggery Tower

It is suspected that when the University of Bristol plan their redevelopment, they will build a Buggery Tower in the centre of the University to compliment the ASS. The Buggery Tower will have a unique and striking shape and dominate the Bristol skyline. The potential uses of the Buggery Tower are currently unknown.

I will practice buggery in the Buggery Tower if and when it is built.

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all to buggery

British. Very similar to 'all to cock'; messed up, not working as it/they should, unreliable.

Sorry I'm late; the trains are all to buggery again.

buggery bollocks

1. An interjection, an expression of extreme pain or frustration. See also bollocks. May be proceeded by intensifiers such as bloody.

2. Literally, a gay man's testicles.

'My colostomy bag is caught in the space-age sliding door again...buggery bollocks.'

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Xylophone Buggery

Anal Sex with the use of a Xylophone or Xylophone sticks.

She buggered herslef in the ass with the hard round ball at the end of the xylophone stick.

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nose buggery

the most popular form of foreplay in Bromley.

Carly: 'Kelly satisfies me in a way no man can'.
Sarah: 'Oh yeah? You fuckin tart.'
Carly: 'Why yes, she nose buggers me'.

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xylophone buggery

When somebody is 'buggered' by an xylophone
when somebody has sex with an xylophone

lets go to a music lesson ill sit here on this xylophone ......... oh yeah
im horny and the only thing i have is an xylophone ;)

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daylight buggery

like daylight robbery but significantly worse such that your bottom hurts afterwards

That bloody mechanic was a f*cking rip-off - it was daylight buggery!