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A Pokemon that's a Grass/Poison Type; an underrated Pokemon starter in Kanto; the one that no one ever picked
Dude Bulbasaur is an strategic Pokemon, teach it Leech Seed and Sleep Powder, they're really good combos if you wanna heal in mid-battle
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Literally the best Pokémon in the world and I refuse to believe otherwise.
Some guy: 'Bulbasaur is so trash.'
*Bulbasaur materializes next to guy and blasts him to shreds*
Used as a discreet way to talk about or plan on smoking pot when in a room full of people. Or telling a friend that you recently came across some a small quanity of pot. You may use Ivysaur or Venusaur depending on how strong or (dank) the weed may be.
"Dude, I caught a BULBASAUR over by that guys house, you wanna meet him it my room later?"
"I'm getting sick of catching BULBASAUR, we need to evolve to an IVYSAUR, and if we can get a VENUSAUR, I'll totally shit a brick!"
"Man, I was chillin' with my BULBASAUR all weekend..."
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A sex act where a woman is tied up with vines and cut repeatedly with thorns or sharp leaves. She is then forced to give the man a blowjob on the grass, giving her grass stains on her knees.
I wanted that bitch and was thinking about it, and I was like, Bulbasaur, I choose you!
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When a male shouts 'bulbasaur i choose you' and whips out his penis and says 'use vine whip'
And proceeds to aggressively smack a female multiple times with his penis.
Person 1: I heard that you used the bulbasaur on Sharron last night.
Person 2: Yes I did she loved it!
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A person with a large head shaped like a boulder
Oi! Bulbasaur get your head out of the way
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