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When two homeless bums make the beast with two backs.
One homeless guy will slide his hard throbbing cock into another guys tight arsehole, then thrust in and out, getting harder and faster until he blows his load. One up the bum, no harm done.
In the afterglow of this kinky bum sex, one hobo will then ask "spare some change" and the other will invariably reply "get a job, you bum".
Not to be confused with kinky butt sex, which involves perverted sexual acts performed on chain smokers while they're puffing away, using the dying butt of one cigarette to light the next.
Unable to deal with the City's ongoing housing problems, our fearless municipal leaders have brought in marketers to promote homelessness as a valid lifestyle choice. They're not "homeless people", they're "people experiencing homelessness" and their lifestyle promoted as one of kinky bum sex as people experiencing homelessness will do anything to keep warm.
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When some people (can be any amount) insert their penis, into someone's bum hole- can be any gender, as long as they have a bum hole
Joey: OIOI
Trevor: OIOI UR IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY INIT
Joey:YEAH JUST HAD THE BEST BUM SEX
Trevor:... with who?
Joey: ..... you?! dont u remember it was like 5 minutes ago and you went to go to the bathroom
(Pause)
(Another Trevor comes out of the bathroom)
Trevor1: YOU AGAIN?!
Trevor2: wha-?
Trevor1: I TOLD U TO STOP HAVIN BUM SEX WITH MY LAD
Trevor2: Well I did. And he likes me better init
(Both Trevors look at Joey)
1&2: WELL?!
(Joey hesistates)
(Another trevor comes out of the wardrobe)
Trevor3: OIOI!
Joey: HIM
(JOEY AND TREVOR3 RUN AWAY TOGETHER AND HAVE POOP BABIES FROM ALL THE ANAL)
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An engagement or sexual act with a friend where you both rub bums together after a long hard stressful game of fortnite!
Friend1: brad I can’t believe we lost that game shall we make up for it
Friend2: Chad id sure love to give you sweaty bum sex after that loss
An altogether more accurate term for 'bum sex', as there are actually willies involved in it, as these authors well know. It also undergoes frequent use as a rudey exclamation of horror, when something very bad or irritating happens.
'Rachel likes to have willy bum sex with boys.'
'Kate has willy bum sex five times a day.'
'OH WILLY BUM SEX, i forgot the biscuits :('
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Also known as pears it is what cheeky people do in their cheeky spare time.
'I love pears!'
Translation: 'I love cheeky bum sex!'
'I had great cheeky bum sex with your mother last night.'
a vigorous humping up the rangers end.
"farquar came over last night, we had a nice bottle of red wine, a few joints and nasty bum sex."
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when some one has dirty sex with someones ass hole. usually gay sex
wow dan loves his dirty bum sex
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