nice buoys

A term meaning nice tits. commonly used in seaside communities

Hey Jack, I was just docking my yacht over at Robinson's Wharf, and I saw Melinda sporting slightly damp white shirt. She has ridiculously nice buoys "

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Shit buoy

A large piece of shit that merrily greets you with a bobbing motion when you peer into the toilet bowl.

Tracey: Will hurry up in the toilet. Ineed to go!
Ben: I'm done.
Tracey: 'Bout time. Grrrrrr.
(...5 seconds later from the bathroom)
Tracey: WTF, I heard you flush, and there's still a monster shit buoy in here. I can see all sorts of crap mushed into it.
Ben: (...sniggers)

yehhh buoy

A greeting, acknowledgement, salutation, or wild energetic holla

- Alternate use, elongating the end of the term.
yeah buoooooooooooooooooooy
(more signifigant impact)

1) Greeting "Hey dude wat's cracking " "yehhh buoy"
2) Acknowledgement of Fucked up shit. "Yo, i lost two bills at the casino.." "yehhh buoy :S"
3) Drunken excitement "Yo this shit is open bar" "YEAAAAAH BUOYYY"

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neutral buoy

A statement or action that cannot be clearly defined as a flirtatious gesture or a friendly act.

I really like her, but she keeps on throwing me neutral buoys. I can't decide if she likes me the same way.

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buoyed off

To ignore socially

i wanted to go to the swimming pool with wayne but i got buoyed off in favour of that girl bianca

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Lobster Buoy

A term to refer to large male genitalia of mentally retarded men.

Hey Mellon, get Neiler's Lobster Buoy out of your mouth and get help Head and I!

Buoy Bunny

Noun; A woman of ill repute who stalks a beach patrol life guard hoping to arrange a sexual rendezvous. Buoy refers to the life saving flotation device carried by the life guard. The term mirrors similar terms used for other professions ie. Badge Bunny, Holster Sniffer (police), Hose Sniffer, Hose beater (fire fighter).

"That Buoy Bunny sure is spending a lot of time chatting up the life guard"

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