Burlap Sacking

The act of throwing a bag or pillow case over someone's head and beating them mercilessly with fists or another blunt object.

Dave's such an ass. He's due for a Burlap Sacking.

Stack Burlap

The act of taking a poop in extra large volume. The plopping sound of logs has been described as "The sound of burlap bags stacking."

1. "Bro I'll be right back I gotta go stack burlap"

2. "I had to leave the bathroom cause the dude in the stall was stacking some major burlap and I couldn't stop laughing"

Burlap Sack

A fucking sack used for kidnapping and then murder. You will never be seen again.

Pov: Where'd my sister go?

Aw fuck, the man put my sister in a burlap sack! How am I supposed to explain it to Mom? I'll be grounded!

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burlap sack

The irritation of the chin caused by a sack with a 5 o'clock shadow.

I was giving Chip blowies yesterday and he totally gave me a burlap sack.

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burlap party

Any party involving intrinsically crafty people in the pacific northwest.

Sometimes when your birthday is on a Tuseday you might decide to have a burlap party instead of a polyester party or a denim dance night.

Burlap Dancer

The idiots way of saying "burlesque dancer" because he/she/it did not hear correctly and he/she/it only repeats what he/she/it hears in an attempt to sound cool, also see "pepper slap"

She looks slutty enough to be a burlap dancer.

you mean a burlesque dancer?

a what?

burlap sack

When I burp, I say the words burlap sack.

burrrrlapppp saaaack! now that was a good one!

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