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A decent place in Lancashire with a huge amount of history.
Always known as a championship side until recent times and an underrated team.
Better than blackburn Rovers although history doesn’t show.
Well known for a man named Ashley Barnes who is the greatest hold up player to ever grace the premier league.
Well known for a classic 4-4-2.
They play like Burnley
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Burnley is a town full of backwards retards all uniployd hillbilly’s they are all still blasting DJ cammy and they all shag sheep finger there mums and there is one person in particular called Jake faith field who got away with rape coz the police thought he was backwards he walks around like a scruff he doesn’t wash his clothes.
He called he joint a biff like he is a road man but really he is scared of 17 yr old kids what a pussyhole
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Place that can only be described as a heaven or paradise
Person: this place is like Burnley
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Ben Burnley- Unbelievably sexy and talented. Possibly the hottest lead singer ever. Frontman of Breaking Benjamin.
Speaker 1: That must be the sexiest man ever.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's Ben Burnley.
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Burnley Carpet: Inexpensive brown floor covering, popular in the north of England.
Flattened out cardboard boxes.
Just moved into the bedsit, it has a lovely Burnley Carpet.
Benjamin Jackson Burnley IV is the founder, lead singer, and second rhythm guitarist of the Nu metal/hard rock band Breaking Benjamin. He is the only member of the band who has never left. In 2007 his band went on a hiatus because his alcohol addiction left him with Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome and during that hiatus he had to fire two of his bandmates, Aaron Fincke and Mark Klepaski, for illegally signing off on a contract to their newest hit song "Blow Me Away." Eventually, he beat the odds of a 1-in-20 chance and recovered without severe permanent brain damage. However, the drummer, Chad Szeliga, later left the band in 2012. In late 2014, Ben recruited four new band members with Kieth Wallen on rhythm guitar so Ben himself could be a little more animated while singing (as he often moved as little as possible while playing live so he could concentrate on playing guitar and keeping within range of the microphone at all times)
Ben has several phobias, but he does not let them get in his way. However, he refuses to perform live in any countries outside of USA and Canada, as his fear of death makes him walk rather than drive as little as possible to avoid car crashes, and he doesn't fly at all.
Ben is the fourth Benjamin Jackson Burnley of his bloodline, preceded by his great-grandfather, grandfather, and uncle, who are all dead. His infant son if the fifth in his bloodline (Benjamin Jackson Burnley V)
Ben is around 36 years old and is 6"4 tall (approx. 2 metres)
BB fan: Have you heard the newest Breaking Benjamin song? I think Ben Burnley sounded great in that one!
BB hyper fangirl: Oh my god I know right! He's so sexy?
BB fan: Okay, he DOES look good, I'm not gonna lie.
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the art of stretching the scrotum of the accused up to just above the nipple and thus causing it to tear, whereupon the valuables drop from the wallet.
That bastard fooked my bird so I gave the cunt a burnley wallet.
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